Not Not First World Problems
Really, Eli? Gross.
You took it there, Meryl? Wow--just wow.
If anybody else ever read this site, I'd do a show of hands (as it were) re: WHO ELSE THINKS THE LOGICAL LEAP FROM ELI TO ELI THE CHILD TOUCHER IS AS EASY AS BLAMING THE CHINESE FOR THIS ECONOMY ?
dude has gone back to be a "counselor" for more summers than any parent should be comfortable with. JUST SAYING.
Alex is right about me being right. Also: making a pedophilia post on MB doesn't really help shore up your defense, my friend. Enn Ohh.