water more like bore my face off

i ran out of apple juice so now i have to drink fucking purified water instead. Man, FWPs

And to Think He's Getting a PhD in Computers . . .

Jake (aka "James Broof") just emailed me to say he's not listed as a "member" of this blog--and he really wants to be!--even though all he needs to do to be listed is follow it. Some people . . . Man, FWPs

But I ordered it three days ago...

WTF, I ordered a duvet cover for my down comforter on Saturday mid afternoon and it didn't ship until today. It is Tuesday, TUESDAY! man, FWPs