club can probably handle me right now

sitting VIP at a chill canadian club, but it's empty so no one can see how cool you are. man, FWPs.

Less Than Whole Foods

I accidentally grabbed a single-serving size of the pulp free "Simply Orange" orange juice off the shelf at Whole Foods instead of the medium pulp that I prefer, and because I cracked it open and starting drinking before noticing I just had to suck it up and deal. Man, FWPs