So Full

There is so much free food in the fridge at my parents house that I can't fulfill my craving for cheap Mexican food. Man, FWPs

Google

I subscribed to the blog using google reader but it isn't updating in real time so I'm a post behind (and probably two now). Man, FWPs

But I Want To Fly For Free

If I take a one way flight by 1/10/10 I get a free round trip ticket, but I took too long to buy the cheap ticket to LA and now flying down there would cost as much as a normal round trip ticket. Now I need two flights by 3/10/10. Man, FWPs

I guess I am bad at fine dining

Frozen escargot from a box is not the same as escargot at Whitehouse-Crawford. Man, FWPs.

You Get Mad If Anyone Thinks You Live Below Sunset

"Of course you can valet at the grocery store, but then you have to wait for them to find your car and it just goes on and on."

[Group nods in solemn agreement. "This is good wine," they each think, "but I've had better." ]

Man, FWPs

But I'm Not Christian

I didn't know what to ask for for Christmas so I asked for an iPod nano. Now I don't know what to get engraved on it. Man, FWPs

Debut

After months of following the FWPs blog I've finally been invited to contribute. Now I have to carefully craft the language around my FWPs. Man, FWPs

Just A Reminder: These Complaints (While Real) Are Shared Ironically

I keep feeling misled during my internship search. Man, FWPs

Lifetime Guarantee This!

The zipper on my L.L. Bean winter jacket gets stuck every time I try to take it (the jacket, not the zipper) off. Man, FWPs

A Remote Remote

I couldn't find the remote control and had to hold down the button on the cable box for over a minute to go from channel 6 to channel 61. While this was happening, I missed the beginning of The Daily Show. Man, FWPs

I Cannot Believe This Actually Happened

Friend (loosely paraphrased): My trust fund was smaller than everyone's except the Somalian kids' at our small, private liberal arts high school.

Me (quoted exactly): Wow.

Man, FWPs

Maybe I Am Trying To Be The Best At Exercise . . .?

It was cold when I went for my run tonight, and the wind kept blowing my sweatshirt's hood off my head and making my ears cold. (Thank God my tights had a wind panel!) Man, FWPs

"retirement"

my sister keeps getting on my case to start a Roth IRA but i really don't want to have to go through the 3 phone calls and moderate amount of paperwork involved. Man, FWPs

What About MY Needs

The peanut M&Ms are all mixed in with the normal M&Ms, even though I only want the former. Man, FWPs

The One In Which I Flip-Flop About Technology

On my new computer, if I try to listen to music, use Microsoft Word, and have more than three or four tabs open on my web browser, it gets slow. Like, really slow. Man, FWPs

There has been no internet in my house for three days now. Three. Days. Man, FWPs

The Holidays

I'm bored. Man, FWPs