This Is Really, Really Serious

I just watched the first two parts (147 minutes) of "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" on StageVu, but the last hour (which includes the battle of Helms fucking Deep!!1!) is nowhere to be found. Man, FWPs

The Luxuries Of Ice, Indeed

Our electric bill is so high because we always have to have the AC on this time of year. Man, FWPs

And This Surprises Me . . . Why, Exactly?

Target does not have a good selection of bath mats. Man, FWPs

See, I Always Told You I Was A Dumb Jock

The beginning of fantasy football season is totally messing with my focus on the end of my fantasy baseball season. Man, FWPs

The Interwebs Are So Complicated

The apartment's wireless connection kept cutting out during my fantasy football draft, and I couldn't sign on on either of my roommate's smartphones quick enough to make my last three picks. Man, FWPs

Blackberrys Are Second-Class Citizens

My roommate's new iPhone recognizes songs on the radio much quicker than my BlackBerry. Man, FWPs