Less Than Whole Foods

I accidentally grabbed a single-serving size of the pulp free "Simply Orange" orange juice off the shelf at Whole Foods instead of the medium pulp that I prefer, and because I cracked it open and starting drinking before noticing I just had to suck it up and deal. Man, FWPs

It's An Acquired Taste

I wish someone had told me that Whole Foods puts black olives on its veggie hummus wraps so I could have asked the deli guy to hold them. Man, FWPs

You Know The Super Bowl Is Coming When Both Frozen Pizzas AND Lonestar Are On Sale

We don't have a Tupperware anywhere near large enough for our leftover slices of Randall's pizza. Guess that means I'll just have to eat more . . . Man, FWPs

Since When Is The Southwest The First World? (That's Right, I'm Looking At You, Phoenix)

I can't tell whether the fuzzy green spots on my southwestern-style tortillas that have been in the fridge for two-and-a-half weeks are mold or whether they're delicious and spicy flecks of flavor. Man, FWPs

Ohh, Papa!

I want to eat my Papa John's pizza now, but we don't have any Cholula in the car. Man, FWPs