You Know The Super Bowl Is Coming When Both Frozen Pizzas AND Lonestar Are On Sale

We don't have a Tupperware anywhere near large enough for our leftover slices of Randall's pizza. Guess that means I'll just have to eat more . . . Man, FWPs

At Least My Team Isn't Coached By A Man Who Posts Foot Fetish Videos On YouTube

The Patriots just got knocked out of the playoffs, and Red Sox players don't report to spring training until next month. Man, FWPs