SLAMmed

Where is my new SLAM Magazine, already? Man, FWPs

See, I Always Told You I Was A Dumb Jock

The beginning of fantasy football season is totally messing with my focus on the end of my fantasy baseball season. Man, FWPs

The Interwebs Are So Complicated

The apartment's wireless connection kept cutting out during my fantasy football draft, and I couldn't sign on on either of my roommate's smartphones quick enough to make my last three picks. Man, FWPs

P.F. Chang's? Really?

"Ordinarily, walking out of P.F. Chang’s and finding a flat tire on his Escalade would have qualified as a bad day for Mike Cameron." Man, FWPs

Velo News Problems, Part Deux

Sam Johnson:
Want to know my FWP? The spokes on my race wheels keep de-threading.
Fri at 1:07 am

Christine Chang
Your FREE CARBON race wheels.
Fri at 1:09am

There's nothing worse than when free equipment worth hundreds of dollars just doesn't quite work right. Man, FWPs

Velo News Problems

From the Facebook page of blogger (and FWP-haver) extraordinaire, Sam Johnson:

This pissing me off right now: 1. phone coverage here in Redlands. 2. after a careful reading of the contract for my health insurance plan, realizing that I am probably not covered for racing related accidents. Let's hope health insurance reform helps me out some.
Thu at 10:11pm

Man, FWPs

Runner's World Problems (Part 2 Of A ? Part Series)

No, you can't have your marathon finishers' shirt, because (as you should be able to tell from its name) it's only for people who actually finished the marathon. Man, FWPs

I Don't Know Whether This Piece Of Technology Does Or Doesn't Make My Life Easier

I just went in on an mlb.tv account with my roommate, as I do every spring, and tonight I discovered that MLB archives great games from the past and allows you to watch them online in their entirety with an mlb.tv account. I just wasted 45 minutes of my life watching Kerry Wood's 1998 20-strikeout game. I'm sure that will only be the beginning. Man, FWPs

Cross-Country Excellence: The White Man's Burden

"I think you're going to have to look past the first world teams to find that camaraderie. Lo-o-ot of money poured into these ski programs for such disappointing finishes." Man, FWPs

The BCS Is A Cartel

Midway through the first quarter of the Orange Bowl all the local TV networks froze, which admittedly only reduced my number of available channels from 187 to 182, but the only thing I wanted to watch (well, other than Law & Order: SVU, Star Trek: The Next Generation, and Food Wars: Barbecue) was on one of the frozen five! Man, FWPs