I Feel Bad About Myself: This Should Surprise . . . Absolutely Nobody

With the Super Bowl coming right up, I regret more and more that I'm not a professional athlete. Man, FWPs

Runner's World Problems, Part Whatever

The zipper on my free Nike jacket from work keeps getting stuck. Man, FWPs

A Blogger Must Know His Audience

I don't know whether the Heather McPhee who signed on as the first non-author follower of one of my other blogs is the US Winter Olympian Heather McPhee (about whom I said some rather unflattering things in one post), NFL Players Association Associate General Counsel Heather McPhee (who might be preparing a suit for libel against us), or another Heather McPhee altogether. And not knowing who reads the things that I write on the interwebs is kind of unsettling (I mean, isn't the internet supposed to be private or something?). Man, FWPs

Boss's World Problems: Jet-Setting Like A Pro

My boss is supposed to fly to London on Wednesday for the London Marathon. She's worried she's not going to make it because of that Icelandic volcano that hates people with travel plans. But then, if she does make it, she's worried that her flight back stateside will be canceled, and if that happens she'll miss her flight to Cozumel the next day. Man, FWPs